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Son : Father, I am going out to buy something.
Father : Be careful when you buy things. The sellers are very crafty. You better slice their price they offer you by half.
Son : Okay, I will remember to cut their prices by half.
Son : How much is this knife?
Seller : Forty dollars.
Son : (Thinking) Father told me to cut the price by half.....
Son : Will you make the price 20 dollars?
Seller : No. How about 30 dollars?
Son : 15 dollars.
Seller : If you really want to buy the knife, give me 28 dollars, nothing lower.
Son : I can't. How about 14 dollars?
Seller : Twenty dollars, last offer!
Son : I'll give you 10 dollars.
Seller : I quit! I'll give you the knife!
Son : Half a knife.Edited by shellstation 22 Aug `08, 7:03PM
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