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  • Passive Income1's Avatar
    273 posts since Jun '08
    • Khaw Boon Wan was visiting Mount E, and during the tour of the floors he passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

      "Oh my god!", said the Minister, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

      The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry Sir, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

      "Oh dear, I feel sorry for him" said Mr Khaw.

      On the next floor they passed a room where a young pretty nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

      "Oh my God", said the Minister again, "What's happening in there?"

      The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but better health plan."

       

       

  • eagle's Avatar
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    13,872 posts since Feb '04
    • wah i think i also got this problem ar........ must go buy better plan now...... knn... cant wait to have a japanese nurse to bj for mi..

  • Passive Income1's Avatar
    273 posts since Jun '08
    • I think insurance agents should share this story with their clients. 

      The clients sure upgrade their medical plans one!  

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