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  • codexboy
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    52 posts since Jan '07
    • 06 Oct `08, 10:58AM

      A man went into a store to buy some condoms and being his first time he didnt know what size to get, the cashier saw that he needed some help so she said,

      "first aisle on the right, she can help you"

      he went, a lady there pulled downed his pants and squeezed

      "large!"

      the man was happy

      a second guy came and had the same problem, and was directed to the same lady who did the same thing

      "small!!"

      the guy hurried shyly to pay while the first guy grinned

      a teenager came, he didnt know what size he was so he too went to the lady, she squeezed

      "cleanup at aisle 7!!"

  • Jrz
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    126 posts since Oct '08
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  • xXBlack_RebelXx
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    600 posts since Dec '07
    • 06 Oct `08, 8:48PM

      Wish that they was a salesgirl that does that for real...

      imagine you ask for condom in a crowded shopping mall with pretty girls everywhere and she pull down your pants... ahhhhh.....

      "put that thing away! youre scaring the ladies!" :D

  • Jrz
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    126 posts since Oct '08
    • 06 Oct `08, 9:40PM
      Originally posted by xXBlack_RebelXx:

      Wish that they was a salesgirl that does that for real...

      imagine you ask for condom in a crowded shopping mall with pretty girls everywhere and she pull down your pants... ahhhhh.....

      "put that thing away! youre scaring the ladies!" :D


      lolol. nice. if got lidddat all the guys go .

  • gunner77
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