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  • ORIGAMIST
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    • 08 Oct `08, 1:30PM
      Regrettably, more bad financial news


      Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on       

      Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan.


      In the last 7 days:


      Origami Bank has folded,


      Sumo Bank has gone belly up


      Tempura Bank is in hot oil


      Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.


      Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song


      shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.


      Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,


      Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.


      500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop.


      Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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